15 WTF Things People Say When You Don’t Wear Kajal
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That intense kohl eyed sexiness has always been your trademark. You might forget carrying your wallet to work, but you will probably never walk out of the house without a generous swipe of the black kajal. And then someday, when the gods conspire against those oomph-y eyes, and decide to mess with your memory just so you skip wearing kajal, the reactions are priceless.
So here are 15 WTF things that people say when you don’t wear kajal. Like, really people?
1. Whoa! You look different! I can’t quite get what’s changed!
Oh Yeah? Well, keep guessing!
2. Hey! Are you all right? You look like you are sick!
Not yet! But looks like I am going to get nauseous by the minute…
3. Did you sleep okay last night? You look so sleepy!
Yaaawn! You make me sleepy! Stop being such a bore.
4. Girl! Looks like you were running super late today, you forgot your makeup!
Are you keeping tabs on me? Well, I am not really answerable to you! So will you please excuse me?
5. Looks like Madam forgot to take a shower today?!
Ooops! Why? Do I smell like you?
6. How was your workout? Looks like you’ve made a dash straight from the gym.
Umm…Do you see me dripping in sweat? You really think I could exercise and look so fresh?
7. You look like you had a fun night! Are you hung-over?
Well, hung-over, no! But hungry, yes! And I could just gobble you up if you don’t stop annoying me.
8. You must feel so awkward and naked without the kajal. No?
NO! Do you?
9. You look so sad! Have you been crying? Something wrong?
Nothing really! Apart from the fact that you are in my face, and you are really annoying me.
10. Your dark circles are getting worse! You must try this face pack…
Ugh! You need to look at yourself in the mirror, girl!
11. People forget to wear kajal sometimes. But hey! Don’t you worry, you look really nice. Very natural!
Oh! How sweet! That is some solace to my not-so-worried soul. Hmph!
12. Wow! You sure look so comfortable without makeup. We finally got to see what you look like at home!
Excuse me?!
13. I never really noticed how small your eyes were. You really do have small eyes, woman!
Oh Yes I Do! And don’t you see how my teeny-weeny eyes are glaring at you?
14. Hey! I am carrying a kajal pencil in my bag. Do you want to borrow it or something?
Hey! I am carrying an extra set of brains. Want to borrow some?
15. OMG! You don’t need makeup to look good. You look so pretty without kajal. You need to do this more often.
Awww… That is adorable. Thank you!
People are always going to be judgmental about the way you look and the things you do, but having a little monologue in your head as a reaction to what they say is a great way to have fun. Sometimes the comments are ridiculous. But who cares when you can have a good laugh? In fact, it might be a good idea to forget those essential makeup trademarks once in a while, just to see how much people notice, and what they have to say about it!
If you’ve had people say some fun things the last time you forgot to wear kajal, share it with us in the comments section. It will be fun to know what you thought about it as well.
