51 Funny Ways To Describe Yourself

by Harini Natarajan

They say that the first impression is the last. What better way to let people remember you than to give them an amusing, ridiculous, and striking introduction of yourself that they won’t forget anytime soon? Here are a few “About Me” quotes and sayings that are short, quirky, and funny. Take a peek!

31 Quotes About Yourself

31 Quotes About Yourself

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  1. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
  1. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
  1. “I am a Queen because I know how to govern myself.” – Lailah Gifty Akita
  1. “I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.” – Albert Einstein
  1. “I don’t think of myself as an ugly person. I think of myself as a beautiful monkey.” – Unknown
  1. “As a girl, I am this stupid, emotional, very loyal, sort of believe-in-values-and-principals sort of girl.” – Priyanka Chopra
  1. “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.” – Alexander Woollcott
  1. “If I had to describe myself in one word, it would be bad at following directions.” – Unknown
  1. “I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.” – Mary Wortley Montagu
  1. “I am not like other girls…I know exactly what I want for dinner. I’ve been thinking about it since lunch.” – Unknown
  1. “I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.” – Douglas Adams
  1. “I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.” – Arthur C. Clarke
  1. “Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.” – Unknown
  1. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
  1. “LIFE is my college. May I graduate well and earn some HONORS.” – Louisa May Alcott
  1. “I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors, and photographs.” – Unknown
  1. “I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.” – Groucho Marx
  1. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
  1. “I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.” – Albert Einstein
  1. “I’m a real liability.” – Sophie Turner
  1. “I’m not addicted to reading. I can stop as soon as I finish the next chapter.” – Unknown
  1. “I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.” – Emo Philips
  1. “Oh hi, I’m Pete. Just an actual Pizza Roll living that Pizza life.” – Totinos
  1. “I’m not concerned about my age, I don’t feel a day over fabulous.” – Unknown
  1. “My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea
  1. “I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.” – David Lee Roth
  1. “I dance like nobody’s watching, because they are not. They are all checking their phone.” – Unknown
  1. “I and me are always too deep in conversation.” – Friedrich Nietzche
  1. “I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.” – Drake
  1. “I don’t suffer from shyness, I’m just holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.” – Unknown
  1. “I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” – George Carlin

20 Sayings About Yourself

20 Sayings About Yourself

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  1. I am so hot that I wonder if I am contributing to global warming.
  1. I made a to-do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.
  1. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m very busy.
  1. During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. During the night, I become a bit more open-minded.
  1. Surround yourself with tacos, not negativity.
  1. I’m so old, I remember when taking a selfie wasn’t even fashionable.
  1. Have you seen a squirrel crossing the streets? Yeah right, my decision-making skills resemble it.
  1. I am athletic, can’t you tell? I’m known to surf the web for hours.
  1. I am the peanut butter you’ve been craving for!
  1. I’m not unlucky in love, I’m just extremely good at being single! Let me know if you need some tips.
  1. Normal is overrated, weird is good, so I am weird.
  1. I wake up every morning with the joy and excitement of wanting to go directly back to sleep.
  1. I want to kill the sexiest person alive, but suicide is a crime.
  1. I never forget to keep my heels and standards high.
  1. I have travel plans, but my bank balance can’t keep up with them.
  1. I have an eating disorder. I’m about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries, and dis order of nuggets.
  1. I just wish my mouth had some kind of pause button sometimes.
  1. I’m not lazy. I’m just on energy saving mode!
  1. I’m so awesome, I wish I had a friend like me.
  1. Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.

These were our picks for cute and funny quotes and sayings to describe yourself. Make it memorable by adding your touch of quirkiness to it. Have fun!

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Harini Natarajan

As Chief Editor, Harini sets the tone and editorial direction for StyleCraze to deliver engaging, interesting, and authentic content revolving around women's health, wellness, and beauty. She has over 14 years of experience in content writing and editing for online media. She specializes in the areas of Beauty, Lifestyle, and Health & Wellness and is proficient in Medical Sciences (Biology, Human Anatomy and Physiology, and Biochemistry). Her background in Biomedical Engineering helps her decode and interpret the finer nuances of scientific research for her team. Harini is a certified bibliophile and a closet poet. She also loves dancing and traveling to offbeat destinations.
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