51 Hilarious Cheesy Pick-Up Lines That Will Definitely Make Your Crush Smile

Written by Chaitra Krishnan, MA (Journalism & Mass Communication)  • 

Not everyone’s good like Joey Tribbiani from Friends when it comes to pick up lines. If you look at someone and say “How you doing,” she/he might just laugh. We understand that talking to your crush is one of the most difficult tasks you ever had to do. Even though it scares you and you might get shot down, it’s definitely worth a try. And it’s better to be prepared before you confront your crush so that you don’t end up blabbering when your mind goes all blank. This is why we’ve got you an amazing list of 51 hilarious and cheesy pick up lines that will help you ask your crush out. Read on and pick your favourite now!

  1. Hey, are you a witch? Because when I see you, the whole world disappears!
  2. I don’t have a camera, yet I can totally picture us together.
  3. Why do you look so familiar? Oh I think it’s because you resemble a lot to my next date.
  4. Any idea what my dress is made from? Love material?
  5. People say that Disneyland is best place to have fun. I guess no one ever hung out with you.
  6. I don’t know why but I’ve been feeling a bit off lately. And now that I met you, I’m definitely turned on.
  7. Do you believe in God? I think so because you are the reply to my forever prayers.
  8. Looks like I lost my number somewhere. Can I please get yours?
  9. Oh no! I think I’m lost. Please help me find the road to your life?
  10. Why do you look like a petty parking ticket? You’ve got FINE printed all over your body!
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  1. Hey, are you tired? You were running on my mind since days.
  2. Is that an airplane or is it the sound of my life taking off to dreamland?
  3. Your dad must be a boxer. No other explanation why you are a knockout!
  4. Do you have a heart to spare? Mine was stolen right from here.
  5. Can you hold my hand for a minute? I want to tell people I was touched by a fairy.
  6. If I’d ever want you to change anything about yourself, it would be your surname.
  7. Apart from stealing hearts, what do you like to do when you’re free?
  8. I wonder what heaven looks like. Oh, you should know the answer.
  9. If you haven’t fallen for me at the first sight, I can meet you later at the coffee shop.
  10. Are you a bomb? Because I’m having explosions in my mind right now.
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  1. Did the day get a lot brighter or was it just your smile?
  2. Connect me if I am wrong; isn’t Lincoln still alive, right?
  3. You’re so pretty and I am fairly cute. We’ll be pretty cute if we’re together.
  4. Does falling from heaven hurt? Or did you just fly down?
  5. Don’t get creeped out — I’m going to follow you because I want to live my dreams.
  6. Are You a Search Engine? Because I see everything I ever want to know about in you, so easily.
  7. Do you live in Tennessee? Because you’re a complete ten I see.
  8. Hi, I have never stolen anything in my life, but you are irresistible.
  9. I can be the genie to your Alladin and make your wishes come true.
  10. People say nothing can last forever. In that case, can you be the “nothing” in my life?
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  1. I need to see an eye doctor. They are adamantly fixed at your face.
  2. I’m sorry, did you say something to me? Okay then, please start.
  3. How is the outer universe? You’re obviously too good to be from my planet.
  4. Are you friends with any thieves? I guess they stole the shiniest stars and hid them in your smile.
  5. I need to get a pencil with a tiny rubber on top. That’ll help me rub away the past and start a new future with you.
  6. “May God bless you.” Oh, I guess he did that already.
  7. Were your parents artists? Because you look like a masterpiece.
  8. I wish you were a phone charger since my battery is low and I need you to charge me.
  9. We should hurry to the hospital, I just hit my head on the floor when I fell for you.
  10. Hey, you drive me nuts even if you don’t have a car.
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  1. You are a pretty dictionary because you gave my life a meaning.
  2. We’re like magnets! I can’t stop getting attracted by you.
  3. I scored a 100/100 in Math back in college. You give me your number and see how good I’m at it.
  4. Weren’t you on Vogue’s cover last month?
  5. You shouldn’t walk around looking this gorgeous! You’re putting people’s eye sight at risk.
  6. Hi, you owe me a new drink. Because the moment you walked in, I dropped my glass.
  7. Are you a broom? Because you just swept me off my feet!
  8. What scholarship did you get in with? A beauty scholarship?
  9. Why am I sweating so much? People are too hot in here.
  10. Please don’t look at me like that. Molten people aren’t any good.
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  1. How are you this perfect? God must have worked so hard on you!

Now that you know what to say when you meet your crush, we wish you all the very best! What’s your favourite pick up line from the above? Do you have a better one? Share it with us in the comments section below.

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